things i hate :)
I hate movies with good plots,
music with good lyrics,
and books that you can analyze…well those are okay.
I hate flies; especially the three that try to fuck somewhere.
I hate pop ups, especially the ones that tell me how to get rid of popups.
I hate tv.
I hate science fiction books.
I hate not having money to buy more lingerie, especially when its on sale.
I hate blueberries that aren’t sour enough.
I hate spiders, especially the ones with the really long legs..guh...
I hate presents because they are always shitty ones. Unless its lingerie or books.
I hate pointy shoes.
I hate bad cars.
I hate not being able to remember that dream that you know you had.
I hate getting vandalism warnings for peeling tape off of doors.
I hate snow.
I hate the cold.
I hate being alone.
I hate being bored.
I hate physics.
I hate math
I hate my schedule for next semester.
I hate finals.
I hate it when my swimming suit slips in front of hundreds of people and I don’t notice.
I hate tripping down (or up) the stairs in a skirt.
I hate being so bored that I have to write this stupid thing.
I hate the letter s.
I hate math.
I hate Mr. Gournic.
I hate getting up early to go to school.
I hate busy work.
I hate not being funny. And it happens so often too..
I hate people.
I hate people who complain about people complaining.
I hate dads who think reading improves your driving skills, although it is pretty funny.
I hate girls, especially the really girly ones.
I hate people with no sense of humor.
I hate irresponsible “friends”.
I hate people with no fashion sense.
I hate the really fat girls at VS. Goddamn! I don’t think your bf/husband wants to see you close to that naked, and then you wonder why he has “disfunctions”.
I hate viagra. Maybe if the women were better looking then you wouldn’t need it.
I hate people who laugh at their own jokes, and think that im laughing at the joke when im actually laughing at them laughing.
well..i dont actually hate all of these.. because it makes for funny things to say ..:)..but i think ill be adding to this..
music with good lyrics,
and books that you can analyze…well those are okay.
I hate flies; especially the three that try to fuck somewhere.
I hate pop ups, especially the ones that tell me how to get rid of popups.
I hate tv.
I hate science fiction books.
I hate not having money to buy more lingerie, especially when its on sale.
I hate blueberries that aren’t sour enough.
I hate spiders, especially the ones with the really long legs..guh...
I hate presents because they are always shitty ones. Unless its lingerie or books.
I hate pointy shoes.
I hate bad cars.
I hate not being able to remember that dream that you know you had.
I hate getting vandalism warnings for peeling tape off of doors.
I hate snow.
I hate the cold.
I hate being alone.
I hate being bored.
I hate physics.
I hate math
I hate my schedule for next semester.
I hate finals.
I hate it when my swimming suit slips in front of hundreds of people and I don’t notice.
I hate tripping down (or up) the stairs in a skirt.
I hate being so bored that I have to write this stupid thing.
I hate the letter s.
I hate math.
I hate Mr. Gournic.
I hate getting up early to go to school.
I hate busy work.
I hate not being funny. And it happens so often too..
I hate people.
I hate people who complain about people complaining.
I hate dads who think reading improves your driving skills, although it is pretty funny.
I hate girls, especially the really girly ones.
I hate people with no sense of humor.
I hate irresponsible “friends”.
I hate people with no fashion sense.
I hate the really fat girls at VS. Goddamn! I don’t think your bf/husband wants to see you close to that naked, and then you wonder why he has “disfunctions”.
I hate viagra. Maybe if the women were better looking then you wouldn’t need it.
I hate people who laugh at their own jokes, and think that im laughing at the joke when im actually laughing at them laughing.
well..i dont actually hate all of these.. because it makes for funny things to say ..:)..but i think ill be adding to this..
posted by whatifyourfingerswerealive @ 11:39 PM
5 Comments:
At 4:01 PM,
My Friend said…
I promise I'll read this later, but I don't have time right now, I'm glad you took a liking to Blogs.
At 3:58 PM,
My Friend said…
If you hate a movie with a good plot, technically its a bad plot, no? Lingerie...grrrrrr
At 9:48 PM,
My Friend said…
bet it does
At 4:48 PM,
Kitas said…
I have a problem with your hate list. You contradict yourself all the damn time.
"I hate it when my swimming suit slips in front of hundreds of people and I don’t notice. " you told me no one else noticed.
"I hate the letter s." why s?
"I hate getting up early to go to school. " amen!
"I hate not being funny. And it happens so often too.." you actually end up being funny by not being funny...irony
"I hate people who complain about people complaining. " arent you complaining about people who complain in that sentence?
"I hate the really fat girls at VS. Goddamn! I don’t think your bf/husband wants to see you close to that naked, and then you wonder why he has “disfunctions”." its a problem, one that needs some fixing
"I hate people who laugh at their own jokes, and think that im laughing at the joke when im actually laughing at them laughing. " thats just cruel
This list is way way too short. I know you hate a lot more than that.
At 4:49 PM,
Kitas said…
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