whatifyourfingerswerealive

Sunday, April 02, 2006

spring break and other things

So the other day I was thinking about my life. I came to the conclusion that I should be very very depressed. This is why in no particular order.


Bad:

I live at home

I go to smoky

I have straight C’s

I’m taking three math classes

I have to go to summer school (probably would be at the top of the list if it had an order)

I have to wait till July to get my license

I don’t have a passport

I’m out of green tea

Break is over

My modeling dreams are now ruined thanks to the terrible burn on my foot

My glasses are also ruined thanks to somebody else’s foot

Good:

My tits got bigger.

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I guess that makes up for everything else...cuz hey, I'm not depressed.

Can go either way:

I'm dating nikita

I have no girl friends


And in other in other news…

Funny shit that happened over break:

We stole and then rode “home” or rolled I guess a shopping cart...it was more fun that you’d think

We broke a fence because we didn’t want to walk around a building...dont try this in a skirt..

speaking of skirts...heh...

Cops came because they got complaints about loudness…yeah..I make it sound a lot cooler than it actually was

Funny shit said:

Needs context: “but grandma wants to go!”- nikitas mom

Doesn’t need context: “I saw a tinkle in your eye” – nikita


Oh and..go see ice age..it was funny

11 Comments:

  • At 5:28 AM, Blogger Kaufman said…

    Re: "I saw a tinkle in your eye."

    Does that mean 'I saw a wee/pee in your eye"? Or maybe I've lost something in the translation.

     
  • At 5:16 AM, Blogger Kitas said…

    can go either way huh? thanks hun...

     
  • At 1:03 PM, Blogger My Friend said…

    you wouldnt be modeling feet anyways. Why did your tits get bigger? I told him to use protection

     
  • At 8:40 PM, Blogger whatifyourfingerswerealive said…

    yeah that can go iether was thing..really has several meanings..no im not pregnant..they just got bigger..naturally :)

     
  • At 11:03 PM, Blogger Kitas said…

    kindly explain those to me

     
  • At 11:39 PM, Blogger My Friend said…

    So how impartial are you to dating Nikita? I think I can pimp that, us two, we can make a lot of money together.

     
  • At 11:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i got a pink chicken!!!
    haha..well hun...it can go either way ..as in..into either category..or you go both ways...:)
    and..i think wed make more money if we whored you out muc..

     
  • At 11:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    chikiiiin...

     
  • At 1:11 PM, Blogger My Friend said…

    whoring is such an ungly word, lets call it soul massaging for money

     
  • At 3:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    well if you put it that way...i guess it sounds like a plan..

     
  • At 7:42 PM, Blogger My Friend said…

    we're in the money! we're in the money! we're in the money! we're in the money!

     

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