about movies..again..
ok well..i was talking to an old friend..and he suggested i update this thing..so thats what im doing..since i have nothing better to do and im bored out of my mind..kind of..im listening to awesome music so its all good...anyway.. so summer has been ..well..its been summer....its great to not be doing shit..you know?..
i saw the batman movie..and that was absolutely terrible...(1) it was filmed like shit, you couldnt tell what was going on in the fight scenes..(2) it was plain, nothing artistic, nothing special..what they should have done is filmed it in the same style as they did sky captain, it fits the comic book thing perfectly..(3)the villain was completely undefined..(4)katie holmes is not hot...(5)no good soundtrack..they had the dramatic theme music going..BLEH!..(6) a sappy ass ending...with a kiss..and then batman and katie holmes hold hands..YAAY...ugh..i think thats enough reasons..but if i remember anythng else..ill be sure to post it...
..i mean really..they fucked it up.... i was so angry..that movie had so much potential..although there were some pretty awesome parts....you got to see a ferrari once...aand the rest of the time he drove this big ass.."tank"...it drove over cop cars and that was cool.....but..as they specifically point it out, no cops actually die (and thats just no fun you know?)... all the guys also agreed that katie holmes' nipples were nice.....but thats about all on the plus side....
mr. and mrs. smith on the other hand was much better than expected....angelina jolie and brad pitt are HOTT together..and ..overall the movie makes you want to destroy your house.. two deadly assasins trying to kill eachother is just MMMMMM...big guns and sharp knives...a nice car chase too...i mean..it made a minivan look good...and like i said..you come out of the movie and you want to destroy your house..and speed away in your minivan ...haha..yes..
both movies definitely make you realize how shitty real life is...and that..if you wana have any fun..you have to be rich as hell.....really, batman is a great example ..the guy has no real super powers..he just has a shitload of money..i mean..hell if i had that much money..i would be catwoman....it be great...whats better that stealing diamonds in leather and high heels?..with the little kitty ears....heh...
thats all i got for now...
i saw the batman movie..and that was absolutely terrible...(1) it was filmed like shit, you couldnt tell what was going on in the fight scenes..(2) it was plain, nothing artistic, nothing special..what they should have done is filmed it in the same style as they did sky captain, it fits the comic book thing perfectly..(3)the villain was completely undefined..(4)katie holmes is not hot...(5)no good soundtrack..they had the dramatic theme music going..BLEH!..(6) a sappy ass ending...with a kiss..and then batman and katie holmes hold hands..YAAY...ugh..i think thats enough reasons..but if i remember anythng else..ill be sure to post it...
..i mean really..they fucked it up.... i was so angry..that movie had so much potential..although there were some pretty awesome parts....you got to see a ferrari once...aand the rest of the time he drove this big ass.."tank"...it drove over cop cars and that was cool.....but..as they specifically point it out, no cops actually die (and thats just no fun you know?)... all the guys also agreed that katie holmes' nipples were nice.....but thats about all on the plus side....
mr. and mrs. smith on the other hand was much better than expected....angelina jolie and brad pitt are HOTT together..and ..overall the movie makes you want to destroy your house.. two deadly assasins trying to kill eachother is just MMMMMM...big guns and sharp knives...a nice car chase too...i mean..it made a minivan look good...and like i said..you come out of the movie and you want to destroy your house..and speed away in your minivan ...haha..yes..
both movies definitely make you realize how shitty real life is...and that..if you wana have any fun..you have to be rich as hell.....really, batman is a great example ..the guy has no real super powers..he just has a shitload of money..i mean..hell if i had that much money..i would be catwoman....it be great...whats better that stealing diamonds in leather and high heels?..with the little kitty ears....heh...
thats all i got for now...
posted by whatifyourfingerswerealive @ 1:08 AM
5 Comments:
At 1:38 AM,
whatifyourfingerswerealive said…
this is true..shut up..
At 1:51 AM,
whatifyourfingerswerealive said…
plus...you can buy shit to imitate super powers..
At 1:53 AM,
Kitas said…
If you were stealing diamonds then I guess the leather would be hot, but the heals...I mean remember the pool? Heals are no good for you, they are your enemy...apparantly.
At 2:02 AM,
whatifyourfingerswerealive said…
SHUT UP..all of you..i would make a great catwoman
At 4:34 AM,
whatifyourfingerswerealive said…
jeez...read the blog at least..
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