since you people arent here to say stupid shit..(or hear me say it)...

"im big boned..like..my bones are big"
"im going to die to death"
-marina ..being marina..

"you opened your mouth..and then closed it"
- krishna making a thoughtful observation

me: meoooow
kitty: meow?

"imagine youre walking through the desert...naked.."
- mr. belmont

dicle: what is that country
tyson: thats mongolia
dicle: WHAT theres a country like that?

mikhail: this is serious, like cancer
me: oh..you can call me
mikhail: no, its not that serious


mexican who sits next to me in art: (looking at a paper stencil of scissors) i need to use those to cut some paper
me: what...