for my two superheroes

Yes my friends I hope indeed
That we will all still meet again
And when I finally turn 18
We’ll hit each strip club on the scene

But here’s what I really mean

Mikhail, your poems and songs are great
Your drawings too, hard to forget
But with regret, Id advocate
A little lighter on the booze
Nobody wants to hear about Ross
And no ones salad should you toss
So please stop playing on the flute
Or you will clearly be a loss

Your striptease though, I do salute

Because I know we’ll all remember
On the cold nights of December
How you bared
All of Katie’s wrinkly members

Then and there it was clear
There wasn’t nearly enough beer
And so we all just stared in fear
(Never have I been so scared)

Nikita is another story, I’m very sorry
Zoo animals embraced your glory
And humped you in the midst of fury
I hope those memories you’ll bury
(Along with Katie’s allegory)

But when it comes to you and I
You really are an awesome guy
And this my friend you cant deny
Because you know it is quite rare
For two to make such a great pair

But bear with me here

A newfound love was quickly born
When we’ve discovered furniture porn
And disregarding parents scorn
We’ve spent long hours till the morn

What didn’t we converse about
There’s no such thing without a doubt
Light bulbs for nipples
And how would you have sex with chickens?

We got kicked out of the mall
We should have found a bathroom stall
Where only did we not make out?
There’s no such place without a doubt

Pools and showers, bathrooms, kitchens,
Floors and counters, parks and benches,
Movies, malls (as I have mentioned)
As well as many other places

Of course this leads to complications
9-hour boners and fixations
Parents’ long interrogations
But none the less
And even after 60 hours pass
(Nobody really would have guessed)
We still have not had any fights
And rather many sleepless nights
Just “please don’t turn on any lights!”

But that’s beside the point, guys
I hope im still your mama sitta
Your beloved seniorita
Cuz as such, I'll miss you both very much
So like I told you, keep in touch