something to ponder...

why is there such a thing as furniture porn?
what would happen if you had light bulbs for nipples?
how do whales have sex?
whats the literal meaning of "sucking ass"?
do you feel like a cow when you eat salad?
can you steal a bank?
how do chickens have sex?
how does one make millions of money?
do you like ketchup?..yes..but do you reaally like it?
should you consider somone officially crazy when they scream "im a unicorn!" in the shower?
why do people argue?
how fast can turtles have sex?
what do women want?
aaand...heres another inside joke that hardly anyone will get....


and of course...on a final note..

what if your fingers were alive?