its wednesday..i think

Something exciting has to happen today…

You see, this Monday I boldly decided that it must be a Wednesday. (Why? I don’t know)... When I finally came to the appalling realization that it was in fact NOT Wednesday I was almost disappointed…
Then came Tuesday, on Tuesday I was once more certain that it had to be Wednesday. (Hell, if it was not wedsnday the day before it damn well better be wedsnday the next day..)... To my great surprise and disbelief it was again NOT Wednesday...the world was clearly against me..

Today, as far as I'm concerned..(I checked my calendar three times) it is indeed wednsday..