learning the hard way

It was in Mikhail’s car,
When Scott suggested, “To the bar!”
And having nothing else to do
That’s what the rest decided too.
And so here’s what we learned,
As far as strip clubs are concerned.

Hold on tight to your possessions
During any lap dance sessions,
Dima knows this best of all
His glasses took the greatest fall.
They went in and out and in
To where most men have been.

Mikhail was clearly inspired
The stripping thing I guess, is wired
Cuz when it comes to grinding poles,
He can collect the most tolls.
And the cash of course, will flow,
Guys like Bob wont miss the show.

Although we all came out more cautious,
Nikita simply became nauseous.
It seems he’s just not a believer
Since shortly after our endeavor
He swiftly came down with a fever
It must have been the purple beaver.

And as for me? I learned my lesson
I should have listened to my parents.
So even though it may be far,
I think its worth the better bar.