me

ok this is me..in ten years or so..i will get implants and i will carry around a fake mummy that looks like its got a boner..and my partner will defintely look like the man in the background..;)

ok well..i didnt go to school today..that was good..so i actually have time to write something..yes..its not like i have anything intersting to say though..so..ill just talk about my week..it was pretty boring..and the weekend will be full of homework..so that will be fun ..ok..well now..no im gonna go clean my room...because its disgusting and i havent bothered to clean it in a while so i really need to clean it....umm..no i dont look like a barbie...and i fi do look like a barbie i think you are also implying that i look like pamela anderson.....which i definitely dont look like..ok well.ill talk you guys later...

a worthless friday

ok well today has consisted of nothing...first i went to school..during first period (german) we discussed the methods of torture in the late 16th and 17th centuries..apparently my teacher is an expert...which makes me kinda nervous...

then in physics..we had a very foreign, so to say, sub ..whom nobody could understand because of his accent..i found this hilarious and of course had to hold back my laughter..he, at the moment was describing a lab..and referring back to a picture that he had drawn on the board...nobody really knew what he was saying..and holding back my laughter was becoming more and more difficult...THEN he started taking attendance.now my friend started to smile also..at which point, i not being able to actually laugh..(because the room was completely silent and all you could hear is the mumbles of the sub) could not help it any longer and yet not wanting to laugh either, was about to burst.. at this instant tears started to pour out of my eyes..and what came out was somewhat of a sob...finally he stopped calling names and i tried to calm myself down..which didnt work very well because he started telling us about college...the image of a short little man with an enormous accent yelling at you about how nobody is going to know your name in college was a bit too much...but soon he decided that its time for the class to work..and i could finally stop holding back

then..as ironic as it is..in math i got kicked out for laughing....we were taking a quiz..and i tend to find every little thing funny during that period of time..i dont know why that is, its just that the people in my class and gournics reactions to them are just amazingly funny..and..my cracking up in a middle of a quiz didnt go through very well with gournic...

then in history..i had my debate..i think im the only person who takes them seriously and therefore the only person who actually wore a skirt..well..its not that i need an occasion to wear a skirt its just that if i dont have an occasion i get annoyed with people asking me why im "dressed up"..and me having to say "im not"....
the debate went well..my group won..i have to say that this time it was not just because i was wearing a skirt but rather since my group actually did well.....

after school i went to vadims house and fell asleep..i woke up at 11 pm with a realization that i had completely wasted a friday night..not only that but the only thing i have to wake up to tomorrow is hw..and well egos for breakfast (so thats good)..but nothing besides that....then after saturday comes sunday ..and after sunday there is monday..and because it is so, sunday also becomes a worthless day..therefore my weekend is officially ruined and i dont know if there is anything that could make it better..well there are things..its just that they are not gonna happen..

holy shit it worked..

YAY! mmmmmmclaren

ok this needs to be here..

i write too often in this thing..

well..this weekend has been interesting..i learned some very intersting things..and met a few interesting people that are very fun to observe...came accross some strange behaviors too.. that i think im gonna look into..
i should start reading your guys' blogs..whao..nikita..did you actually just say something nice to me?..im a nice person?....what the hell came over you man..
anyway..but yeah i dunnno today has been an okay day..i have to take finlas tomorrow..so that sucks..otherwise i guess everything is fine..vadim your research and write book is still here..god i fucking hate school..

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ok well somebody needs to come over and show me how to do this picture posting thing..
anyway..so this weekend has been okay ....especially the watching 15 or so guys play poker ....and reading..i actually had time to read..its pretty amazing..
oh..the continous sentnence thing..yeah when i write emails or IMs or in this thing the only punctuation i use is between "." and ".............................."....so get used to it..i dont remember the other comments so i will not address those....damn it i have to study for the math final..i need serious help..im such a retard omg..especially in math...sigh...oh and im gonna drop physics cuz that final definately sucked dick..not that sucking dick is bad..but the final was..
anyway..
other than that life has been pretty boring...for some strange reason i still havent gotten into some weird accident which gave me supernatural powers..and im still the same loser that i was a few days ago..aaand i stil havent grown a penis...so thats kinda weird...hmm..right now..i have to go take a shit....so ill talk to you guys later

things i hate :)

I hate movies with good plots,
music with good lyrics,
and books that you can analyze…well those are okay.
I hate flies; especially the three that try to fuck somewhere.
I hate pop ups, especially the ones that tell me how to get rid of popups.
I hate tv.
I hate science fiction books.
I hate not having money to buy more lingerie, especially when its on sale.
I hate blueberries that aren’t sour enough.
I hate spiders, especially the ones with the really long legs..guh...
I hate presents because they are always shitty ones. Unless its lingerie or books.
I hate pointy shoes.
I hate bad cars.
I hate not being able to remember that dream that you know you had.
I hate getting vandalism warnings for peeling tape off of doors.
I hate snow.
I hate the cold.
I hate being alone.
I hate being bored.
I hate physics.
I hate math
I hate my schedule for next semester.
I hate finals.
I hate it when my swimming suit slips in front of hundreds of people and I don’t notice.
I hate tripping down (or up) the stairs in a skirt.
I hate being so bored that I have to write this stupid thing.
I hate the letter s.
I hate math.
I hate Mr. Gournic.
I hate getting up early to go to school.
I hate busy work.
I hate not being funny. And it happens so often too..

I hate people.
I hate people who complain about people complaining.
I hate dads who think reading improves your driving skills, although it is pretty funny.
I hate girls, especially the really girly ones.
I hate people with no sense of humor.
I hate irresponsible “friends”.
I hate people with no fashion sense.
I hate the really fat girls at VS. Goddamn! I don’t think your bf/husband wants to see you close to that naked, and then you wonder why he has “disfunctions”.
I hate viagra. Maybe if the women were better looking then you wouldn’t need it.
I hate people who laugh at their own jokes, and think that im laughing at the joke when im actually laughing at them laughing.
well..i dont actually hate all of these.. because it makes for funny things to say ..:)..but i think ill be adding to this..

today ...

okay! so today sucked..well first of all im sick..my nose is runny and im coughing..oh and driving up the mountain with a stuffed nose and popping ears isnt very fun….. lets see..so i spent the weekend in boulder...that was good..because i got to be with vadim all weekend..except i didnt get shit done..but thats okay...(and i actually liked a good movie..its called employee of the month..you should see it..vadim liked it too..thats how i know it was good.)..
anyway...but today..the guys went skiing ...i of course got to stay in the hotel lobby..(and read since my parents dont want to let me go with "that idiot who dropped all his brains out when he hit his head on the bottom of the pool" meaning vadims brother that my mom hates for some reason..but ..as stupid as that might sound because your brains dont just fall out when you hit your head ..it still works as a "perfectly logical" reason to not let me ski.) .. so after about 4 cups of coffee and the official decision to quit reading..i decided to go look at magazines....
and of course the typical male finds it odd that im looking through maxim..and of course he decides to make some kind of a pathetic impression on me by talking to me and thinking im actually interested in listening to pick up lines...and so after about 6 guys, one girl, and quite a few of questions such as "whats your name" "where are you from" "why arent you skiing" "do you have a bf" (aftre that one they usually said bye) and offers like "i can teach you how to snowboard" "if you give me your number we'll see each other again" and "give me a call if you want"..people left me alone at last..
finally at fucking 5 oclock everyone was done having fun without me..and so we were all about to leave..then some little kids with british accents decided to start a snowball fight..and actually won...but that was actually pretty funny..so yeah..and my toes were freezing the whole time...brr..
then my dad was yelling at me over the phone..that was fucking great too..ohh and also tomorrow..is when my physics lab is due..so i dont think im gonna go to school :)
and now my buddy is probably pissed as hell at me because we were supposed to get together and study at around 7 and i got home at like 10..
aaand i still need a yardstick....aand I HATE SCHOOL..oh and also...2nd smester..im gonna have 9 fucking classes..no off periods obviously..TWO math classes..grr..but hey no more gym so thats good....

blah..

okay..im fucking bored as hell..(which is why im writing this)..and i need a yardstick to do my physics lab ..and i dont know where the hell to find one..and the lab is due monday..and so im kinda screwed...but yeah ..me weekend is going pretty okay so far.....kinda boring...yeah well my whole life is boring..sigh.. ....hmm..theres a cat trying to attack me because its on drugs i think...so i dunno...but yeah im still bored..and i need a yardstick desperately .....do you guys have any?....if so you should somehow give me one before monday...damn crazy cat...
..on the superhero topic...any other cool ideas for costumes?....cmon wheres your creative side..seriously....and enough about my boobs....
hmm..so what else?..i think thats about it...im still bored though...oh oh..and i need to place a pic of my beautiful f1 series mclaren...because its damn sexy..and i want to have sex with it..

oh and one more thing ...:)

my blog isnt a fucking chat room.

shut the fuck up..damn you all..is this exciting enough?

sigh..okay fine so waht my titles are boring?..shut up..okay..yeah you guys are sick..there was a reason i posted a new entry..and that was so you guys could talk about something other than each others boobs..what nikita said about eyes having to do with the costume reminds me of a character from the cartoon batman..he can hypnotize people.i cant beleive i remember this..god im such a loser...jeez..muc..can i call you muc?..i cant spell the other one..maybe i should just call you misha..anyway..if youve established yourself as a pirate it doesnt mean that you dont have any more imagination left..that would be horrible..whatever..god i finished all my CAS shit..so fucking happy..oh..and look i dont think ive bitched during this whole entry..omfg...megs needs to check this thing more often..you guys dont know her..anyway...so my day?...lets see..didnt do shit in german..fox decided to massage my shoulder in physics..that was fucking fabulous (in case youre wondering nikita..that was sarcasm..as in it was actually really fucking disgusting)..ah..my eye is twitching..stupid CAS its all because of it...yeah..and then ..didnt do shit in math..well excpet i got yelled at because Gournic hates me...and then i didnt do shit in history either..it was actually a pretty good day..excpet for physics....i hope this made you guys laugh..or at least smile :)..well cmon smile :)..

hmmm

okay wow...new topic!!!..sigh i have so much homework..and i dont want to do any of it..yeah there are times when i actually want to do homework..and this week isnt one of them...but anyway i bitch enough as it is...hmm..what should i write about..today was a pretty boring day..and it lacked chinese food so that was bad...lets see also, apparently a lot of people hate me..but thats not new...i think i almost swalloed my tongue during 8th today..and that let me tell you was definitely interesting..
i had this brilliant idea yesterday to design a superhero costume..if only i could draw..that be great..but yeah..if you guys have any interesting ideas let me know..why am i doing this?..well....why not do it?..plus who doesnt want to be a superhero (or a supervillain)?...dont deny it....heh..yeah..anyway..i think thats all for today..id love to hear all of your great ideas...if you have any ..which i doubt..so prove me wrong ...

mmk

yeah ok first day..this all started with me wanting to paste that damn comic somewhere....and if it shows up as a link instead of a pic im gonna be pissed as hell..and i will then find some other way..
anyway...you must be really bored if youre reading this..since theres no way that anyone would actually be interested in what i have to say..i concluded that because most of you look down when i talk..and that must be because im boring :)....now to figure out how to place pics on here.