this year, this summer and other things

well well..it is sunday..and..well..tomorrow starts school..bleh
i have nothing better to do but blog..and this (staying up) is my last resort for getting my sleeping schedule on track.. so lets hope it works..
The last couple of days ive been trying to figure out when everyone leaves for college so I can spend some time with “my friends” before they leave..so far i have been successful ..except in the case of mikhail, but mikhail is near by and im not that worried about him…since im planning on seeing plenty of him…:)
i have also been writing my extended essay..and finishing up the reading..well the reading i finished a while ago..but im going to mention it anyway..one hundred years of solitude ..was ..well..it was nothing exciting that’s for sure…and hamlet..yes..well you’ve all read it..so you know..

Yes yes..ive been working on the extended essay like i said..and that has been going quite well ...since i chose a very easy topic to write on..yay me..maybe ill post it here so all of you oblivious to what you are can learn something..and who doesn’t love reading about themselves?

but ...now...about this summer

The majority of it i have spent hanging out with nikita.. and..making friends with all of his friends.. and that…that was great!...except they are the ones that are going to college now..and leaving me all alone…
it wouldn’t be so bad if i was going to college myself..
but no
i remain here..in this..derevnya ..

on a more pleasant note..im glad about this blog thing..because I think between mikhail nikita and i we have blogged about pretty much everything that happened this summer…which is awesome..because..well..because this summer was awesome
..especially the time when nikitas parents left for a month..
nikita and I stopped blogging during that time(except for my occasional movie reviews and his announcing to the world that theres such a thing as furniture porn and where to find it )....how odd...

but now the summer is over..and everyone who hasnt left is leaving... im obviously looking forward to this year..and all the work that will have to do..

it will..thank god be my last year..so that’s good

i am looking forward to seeing everyone on Christmas..that’s a rather far fetched goal ..i know..but..i have to be ambitious about something right?

And then seeing nikita ...hopefully in september..or I wont see him until like thanksgiving..and who the hell knows when that will be :)

so yeah..well see how this year turn out...

for my two superheroes

Yes my friends I hope indeed
That we will all still meet again
And when I finally turn 18
We’ll hit each strip club on the scene

But here’s what I really mean

Mikhail, your poems and songs are great
Your drawings too, hard to forget
But with regret, Id advocate
A little lighter on the booze
Nobody wants to hear about Ross
And no ones salad should you toss
So please stop playing on the flute
Or you will clearly be a loss

Your striptease though, I do salute

Because I know we’ll all remember
On the cold nights of December
How you bared
All of Katie’s wrinkly members

Then and there it was clear
There wasn’t nearly enough beer
And so we all just stared in fear
(Never have I been so scared)

Nikita is another story, I’m very sorry
Zoo animals embraced your glory
And humped you in the midst of fury
I hope those memories you’ll bury
(Along with Katie’s allegory)

But when it comes to you and I
You really are an awesome guy
And this my friend you cant deny
Because you know it is quite rare
For two to make such a great pair

But bear with me here

A newfound love was quickly born
When we’ve discovered furniture porn
And disregarding parents scorn
We’ve spent long hours till the morn

What didn’t we converse about
There’s no such thing without a doubt
Light bulbs for nipples
And how would you have sex with chickens?

We got kicked out of the mall
We should have found a bathroom stall
Where only did we not make out?
There’s no such place without a doubt

Pools and showers, bathrooms, kitchens,
Floors and counters, parks and benches,
Movies, malls (as I have mentioned)
As well as many other places

Of course this leads to complications
9-hour boners and fixations
Parents’ long interrogations
But none the less
And even after 60 hours pass
(Nobody really would have guessed)
We still have not had any fights
And rather many sleepless nights
Just “please don’t turn on any lights!”

But that’s beside the point, guys
I hope im still your mama sitta
Your beloved seniorita
Cuz as such, I'll miss you both very much
So like I told you, keep in touch

you know youre russian when

Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not

Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn)

Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font

You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents

People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can

Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"

On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii pon'chik tells you to pick up line 2

You met your girl playing strip durak at the last party you went to.

Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB

You have been kicked out of the JCC at least twice for trying to sneak in without paying.

Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?"

if youre bored..then go check out the mexican one..its funny as hell.. http://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.html