random thoughts...kinda

ok so time to update this shit..first of all prom sucked ass..but the morning after was hilarious because mikhail would not shut up about ross jumping out of the bushes..

nikita made friends with a monkey..by friends i mean the monkey tried to kill him...sadly there was glass in the way..

who has ozzies blog address?..i want it...

anyway..so my parents were out of the house for the weekend..and they are still not back..so i dunno what to do..i would still be sleeping..but some guy decided to mow the lawn at 4 30 pm...grr..

so of course i spent the whole fucking time with nikita..and that was..lets just say..better than how we usually spend time together.....

i need a shower..

o also..i now have a fake myspace account..fake because mikhial created it...and there is a hiliraious picture of me which he drew..with my apperantly huge tits, mikhial himself with nikita and what i think is vadim and max...so yeah if you wanna laugh your ass off its at http://www.myspace.com/mamasitta

i downloaded the peaches song..because i woke up and it was stuck in my head..

i really need a shower..

peaches come from a can..lol.."tin can man"..

"i think we need to give scott a makeover"

millions of peaches peaches for me millions of peaches peaches for free..

mikhail has a funny ass thing dedicated to a hooker on his blog...

millions of peaches ...tutututututututtututututututtuu

its gonna be a good day fellas...well...except for the enormous amount of hw that i have to do....

i need to see madagascar...

millions of peaches...peaches for me

time for that shower....

on school and prom..

ok well..im sitting here not doing shit.. didnt go to school today...because i decided it was a waste of my time... personally i really dont see a point in just sitting in class..talking to IB students who only know how to talk about everyone elses business... i know ive been doing that all year long, but before, you at least learned something since the teacher was lecturing...now its like youre forced to talk to the person sitting next to you...and so instead of going to school..i just slept ...hey i did laundry yesterday and i got all my socks back..it was quite exciting....you know?...cuz let me tell you about doing laundry..no jk..not again.....i know i know....anyway im happy school will be over soon, my birthday is in two months exactly which means when i want something expensive i can start asking my parents for "early birthday presents", im listening to a damn good song..except my speakers suck..but its okay....i can live with that..ummm...i should prolly say something about prom..since its in a week and all..and im supposed to be excited...like..omg...you know?....i think im also supposed to bitch about hair and nail appointments...and talk about how perfect my dress is....bleh....
what else? ..hows the pre prom experience for everyone else? ..must suck not having a date..haha... or for some..it prolly sucks having a date...but im not gonna mention any names..

so if you dont have a date..know that there are some people that would gladly give away theirs
and if youre stuck with somone you dont like...girls at least they are buying the tickets (you can ditch em later.. although you prolly decided on that already..the evil cunts that you all are)...and guys why the fuck are you going with someone you dont want to go with?

point is..make the best of your situation..because its not as bad as somebody elses ;)

i was bored so..:)

The previous post has been removed due to Mr. Slavins complaints.
Mr.Slavin himself dared to justify his claim by a non-existent section in the US constitution.
My client (me) refuses to remove any other existing blog entries.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i present to you today a case of pure misunderstanding. On the night of may 8th 2005, the following conversation occurred between my client and Mr. Slavin

[11:53:24] maximus1590: take off anything about me on your blog
[11:53:51] slipnotgirl2: why?
[11:55:25] maximus1590: its blasphemy and you have no right to write things like that...refering to me as gay

although these harsh words were spoken I will prove to you today that my client is undoubtedly innocent of all the charges stated against her, and has full rights to post whatever she wants .

First, let us consider the facts, The first amendment of the bill of rights guarantees my client freedom of speech, and freedom of the press (exhibit A below), yet my client, has removed one of the posts simply from the kindness of her heart. She refuses to remove any more, since these posts are exceptionally funny, and as I have already stated are protected by the first amendment.
Second, lets take into account Mr. Slavins own testimony (B). Ladies and gentlemen! May I ask how dare this man accuse an innocent young girl of blasphemy and rudeness when he himself admits to the actions that she has so vividly described? It is true that some colorful details were used, but we can all agree that they added to the overall humor of the situation. This is by no means blasphemy or false implications. It was not my clients intent to hurt or offend anyone, but rather to bring a smile to the readers face.
Finally, Mr. Slavin was clearly displacing his anger on my client (C). His anger was shown through his vulgar language, by which he had placed my client into the position of a victim of verbal abuse. Mr. Slavin, has never before revealed to my client that he was angry about the posts therefore putting her into an uncomfortable situation once again.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Mr. Slavin has falsely accused, threatened, and frightened my client, and still dares to ask her for more! Considering all of the above circumstances my client is clearly innocent of the charges stated against her, and I ask you to so find. Thank you.


Exhibit A (Amendment I of the US Bill of Rights)

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.


Exhibit B (Mr.Slavins comment)

At 9:25 PM, Max said…

I must make this clear! I did not slap nikita on the ass, but rather somewhere around his ribs. The humping is true...i did in fact start moving my ass back and forth in front of nikita's face, after i slapped him a few times. I was not trying to prove anything by this humping activity...what i was trying to do is prevent nikita from starting to touch me as he sometimes did. I am hopeful that the nikita will never touch me like he used to ever again. Oh yeah, i am not gay in any way


Exhibit C (further conversation)

[12:01:46] maximus1590: fuck that!
[12:25:53] maximus1590: i am about to block you
[12:26:34] maximus1590: maria, simply fuck off for now..ok?