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Sunday, November 13, 2005

now dont kill yourself over this one..

so ..im fucken sick of doing homework..my room is clean (i even vaccumed), there is not enough laundry to do, i have already taken a shower, and nikita hung up me, i cant eat anymore (and you thought that that wasnt possible), and i have read the entire science section of the news..i checked my email three times and clicked on every blog link i know ..and since i cant think of any other way to procrastinate.. here i am.
.i almost wish i was suicidal... i could carve pretty designs on my wrists and ankles and then maybe spend the next week just laying at the hospital after ODing on something...those people have it made..my teachers would feel sorry for me and give me extensions on my homework, and my parents would stop nagging for a while...really..what more could you want?
most importantly being suicidal would give me something to do..have you noticed? those people are never bored..always finding new ways to..almost die...
look at all the possibilities...you could ponder upon the topic for months..because it always has to be ineffctive..now thats the difficult part..
sadly my ways of getting attention are not quite as time consuming..and so im stuck writing a blog ..

Thursday, November 03, 2005

you guys have competition...my new hero:

Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom

Wed Nov 2, 6:21 PM ET

BENTONVILLE, Ark. - For 40 exhausting minutes, Wayne Goldsberry battled a buck with his bare hands in his daughter's bedroom.

Goldsberry finally subdued the five-point whitetail deer that crashed through a bedroom window at his daughter's home Friday. When it was over, blood splattered the walls and the deer lay dead on the bedroom floor, its neck broken.

Goldsberry was at his daughter's home when he heard glass breaking. He went back to check on the noise and found the deer.

"I was standing about like this peeking around the corner when the deer came out of the bedroom," said Goldsberry. The deer ran down the hall and into the master bedroom — "jumping back and forth across the bed."

Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

Goldsberry, sore from the struggle, dragged the dead animal out of the house.

"He got kicked several times. He was walking bowlegged for a while," Deputy Doug Gay said.

At this time of year, a buck that sees its reflection in a window often charges, believing it is fighting off a rival, Gay said.

Goldsberry had the deer butchered.

"He's in the freezer," the man said before walking to the kitchen and showing off pounds of freshly wrapped venison.